February 2012
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Maybe if I listen to "Blood on the Pavement" 50...
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Let's Write About Sex Vs. Let's Not! →
An article where two writers make points about why authors should or shouldn’t include sex scenes in their work. Personally, I’m on the “let’s write about sex!” team (not surprising for any of you who have read my more, erm… provocative work.) But even if you’re not writing out-right smut, I still think, if your character is a sexual person, then...
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stexquisite:
I just don’t understand people who don’t like cats.
This.
Although, Zia is a converter. People who claim they hate cats meet her and then fall in love with her. This has happened several times now. I believe this is because she’s not actually a cat, but a Jedi, and is using her Jedi mind tricks on us all. I also believe that, when I wake up at 6am in the morning, it is not...
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Dear Parents
WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS WATCHING JUDGE JUDY?
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aesthesiogenic:
So… what is with all the mean-sounding names?
Cumberbitch.
Parawhore.
So… I just take a name and add a curse word usually aimed at females to the end of it?
WhoSlut
TwiHo
RingTramp
HungerCunt
PotterWhore
Whore was used twice, but it sounds good with anything.
“HungerCunt”. I’m laughing so hard I’m crying.
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Dear Things
STOP FUCKING UP LET ME POST GOD DAMN HTML AO3 WHAT IS THIS SHIT I THOUGHT YOU ALLOWED HTML LJ WHAT THE FUCK THAT’S NOT A TABLE THAT’S JUST RANDOM LETTERS ZIA SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU’RE NOT GOING OUT BECAUSE THE DOG IS OUT THERE AND YOU’LL JUST HIDE BEHIND THE BATHTUB AND SHE’LL JUST STARE AT YOU FOR HOURS AND POSSIBLY HAVE AN ANEURYSM STUMPY GET OUT OF MY GOD DAMN...